Total Medals Earned: 453 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,530 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/345 points)
New Naut Be Nimble, New Naut Be Quick! Enjoy!
Collect 50 points worth of Diamonds
Collect 10 points worth of Diamonds during Slow Motion Power-Up
Collect all Power-ups and Diamonds
Destroy 50 Rockets with Invincibility!
Collect 100 points worth of Diamonds
Dodge 500 Rockets + Earn 100 points worth of Diamonds!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (150/475 points)
Find the mysterious "Pottery" artifact
Find the mysterious "Sheepwolf" artifact
Beat the first level
Beat the second level
Find the mysterious "Engineer's Relic" artifact
Find the mysterious "Kind Monster" artifact
Drive with the ultimate vehicle!
Beath the third level
Beat the fourth level
Unlock everything!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/220 points)
Slay five darklings.
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Complete the game.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (90/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover